Lance Patrick is one of the main protagonists, along with PuffPuff Humbert, Rob Broflovski, and his love interest, Zowie Hosker. Based on co-creator Conrad Vernon, Lance is a member of the only Jewish and also the poorest family in Pencaster. He is often noted for this, as well as his intelligence. He is the regular co-pilot of the Artillery Transportation Vehicle alongside Zowie, as well as being the main pilot of the Sub-Striker.


Religious BeleifsEdit


Knowledge of the UniverseEdit

Video GamingEdit



Computer SkillsEdit

Writing & PoetryEdit


Superhero Alter-EgoEdit


Grounded MomentsEdit





Video Games (Non-Canon)Edit

The Jumping GroundEdit

The Jumping Ground: Road RageEdit

The Jumping Ground: Hit and RunEdit

The Jumping Ground GameEdit

The Jumping Ground: The Quest for CrapEdit

The Jumping Ground Game 2Edit

The Jumping Ground: Road Rage RefuelledEdit

The Jumping Ground Game IIIEdit


Archen | Attractor | Boomer | Bouncer | Clyde Donovan | Colin and Felix | Dino-Rang | Doghan Daugis | Douglas Alexander | Drill Sergeant | Hellucard | Harold J. Paxton | Ignitor | Jenny Simon | Jet-Vac | Jimmy Swanson | Kindergartners | Lance Patrick | Lucy Powell | Melvin Sneedly | Mikhail Kabal | Mitch Conner | Paul Callaghan | Pop Fizz | PuffPuff Humbert | Rob Broflovski | Scott Malkinson | Shroom Boom | Skipper | Spike Wackowski | Stephen Crabb | Steve Gilbert | Sussie | Timmy Burch | Toad Sanderson | Tobias Wilson | Tweek Tweak | Wind-Up | Zook | Zowie Hosker
See also:
List of Female 4th Graders | List of Male 4th Graders | Portal:Characters

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