Lance Patrick is one of the main protagonists, along with PuffPuff Humbert, Rob Broflovski, and his love interest, Zowie Hosker. Based on co-creator Conrad Vernon, Lance is a member of the only Jewish and also the poorest family in Pencaster. He is often noted for this, as well as his intelligence. He is the regular co-pilot of the Artillery Transportation Vehicle alongside Zowie, as well as being the main pilot of the Sub-Striker.


Religious BeleifsEdit


Knowledge of the UniverseEdit

Video GamingEdit



Computer SkillsEdit

Writing & PoetryEdit


Superhero Alter-EgoEdit


Grounded MomentsEdit





Video Games (Non-Canon)Edit

The Jumping GroundEdit

The Jumping Ground: Road RageEdit

The Jumping Ground: Hit and RunEdit

The Jumping Ground GameEdit

The Jumping Ground: The Quest for CrapEdit

The Jumping Ground Game 2Edit

The Jumping Ground: Road Rage RefuelledEdit

The Jumping Ground Game IIIEdit


The Jumping Ground Characters
Main Characters
PuffPuff Humbert | Lance Patrick | Zowie Hosker | Rob Broflovski
Supporting Characters
Toad Sanderson | Nigel Brown | Melvin Sneedly
Stamford Gate GCC Student Body
Clyde Donovan | Tobias Wilson | Jenny Simon | Zook | Spike Wackowski | Dino-Rang | Drill Sergeant | Hellucard | Ignitor | Paul Callaghan | Skipper | Tweek Tweak | Colin and Felix | Archen | Harold J. Paxton | Shroom Boom | Doghan Daugis | Stephen Crabb | Jet-Vac | Jimmy Swanson | Timmy Burch | Pop Fizz | Bouncer | Attractor | Wind-Up | Lucy Powell | Boomer | Sussie | Mikhail Kabal | Mitch Conner
Stamford Gate GCC Faculty
Janet Frasier | Peter Mandelson | Walter Harriman | Mr. Mackey | Rocky Robinson | Paul Davis | Camo | David Nelson | Bill Lee | Richard Adler | Mrs. Streibel | Pearl | Le Chef
Other GCC Commanding Officers
John Terry | Roberto Martinez | Bendram Rodgers | Rémi Garde | Jon Trickett | Len McKluskey | Peter Coates | Sheikh Ahmad Al-Sabah | Tony Pullis
Humbert family
David Humbert | Jane Humbert | Shelly Humbert | Marvin Humbert
Patrick family
Stuart Patrick | Carol Patrick | Kevin Patrick | Karen Patrick
Hosker family
Jacob Hosker/Selmak | Mrs. Hosker | Looker
Other Characters
Officer Barbrady | The Inspector | Tom Bradby | Dr. Alphonse Mephesto | Kevin Mephesto | Harrison Yates | Henry Hayes | Robert Kinsey | José Mourinho | Michel Platini
Shinnok | Kamek | Heru'ur | Eagle Guards | Serpent Guards | Wolf Guards
Ms. Crabtree | Cronus | Anubis | Steve Gilbert | Thor | Freyr | Heimdall | Kvasir | Aegir | Penegal | Hermiod | Jerome "Chef" Garcia | Douglas Alexander

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