Weazel’s current network ID, seen since Season Fourteen.
- "So this is what they're calling network TV these days?"
- ―Lance Patrick[src]
Weazel Television Network is a fictional television network referenced numerous times in the Jumping Ground universe.
Background[]
The Weazel network appears to be a parody of U.S. TV network Fox Broadcasting Company.
In "Weiner Crabs", it is revealed that the network is, along with Weazel News, part of the television networks division of the much wider telecommunications company Weazel Corporation, which also specializes in providing consumer cable television, internet and telephone services.
Slogans[]
- "Shutting Americans Up Since 1976" (Season One - Three)
- "Entertaining America One Television At A Time" (Season Seven - Nine)
- "Valliantly Bringing You Real Television" (Season Eleven - Twelve)
- "Confirming Your Prejudices" (Season Fourteen - present)
Notable Programming[]
- The Thomas and Peter Show
- Republican Space Rangers
- My Five Uncles
- Jack Howitzer
- Fame or Shame
- Whining with the Stars
- Serious Cougar